January 2012
“You should date an illiterate girl.
Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in...”
– Charles Warnke (via pixie-shit
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Workaholics →
I’m not proud of this.
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My Sister: Maybe one day you will get the lyrics to any song right...
Me: Or not. I think its entertaining when I sing for you.
Sister: Yeah, about that. Please stop.
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Statistics to blow your mind. By Bo Burnham
Maybe you'l hear one of these and go, "Oh, wow, I never thought of that!"
- Approximately 33.3% of the Jonas Brothers have diabetes.
- 1 out of every 4 kids with the initials A.D.D actually has it, and 4 out of 4 kids with initials A.D.H.D have an annoying, self-righteous mother who wouldn't just shut the fuck up and take her husbands last name.
- Here's a fun one! One out of every 44 U.S. Presidents can dunk! ...It's Millard Fillmore, you racists.
- The average child of Sarah Palin has 42.6 chromosomes...IT'S A FACT! I'm not making light of it, it's numbers.
- Okay, if you guys were offended by that one, you're DEFINITELY going to be offended by the next one, but remember this...I am too. I think this is fucked up.
- .2% of Jenga games are played on 9/11. Now...IT'S FUCKED UP, STOP PLAYING JENGA ON 9/11 STOP IT. Stop...playing...Jenga...That was awkward.
- This next one blew my mind, blew my mind. And you're not gunna believe this when you hear it but go home and check it, it's true.
- The average person has one fallopian tube...
- The average penis length is 5 inches, and finally, the average penis length of a man who googles average penis length is 3 1/2 inches. Thank you.
Facebook Skins Glory
kerouacophy:
This makes me laugh hysterically.
Watchunicormism:
new trailer for the 6th series of Skins has been dropped on the E4 website. somebody’s PREEGGNNAANNNTTT *3* I already knew (and who it is) but this has confiiiirmed.
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SO-PAthetic.
United States of America: Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy!
Health Care System:
Hand-gun Violence:
Unemployment:
Public Education:
Gay Marriage:
Marijuana Legislation:
Middle East Conflict:
World Hunger:
Cancer Research:
Ron Weasely: You really need to sort out your priorities.
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“I don’t know why a woman’s lips are her most intriguing feature. I...”
– The Curse of the American Male — A.L.
